A retard is happy, while he's in a fucking sea made out of boiling water and pirahnas.

New Chain

A really fat cat.

New Chain

Quercus Alba eats a snake for dinner

Once upon a time, there was a mouse that liked pizza. He always borrowed a microwave and some pizza with him. The end.

Finn from Adventure Time sings darude sandstorm

A knight with random letters inside of random colours next to it, with a black border.

A cow on top of a hill

A young boy jumping saying he is gay.

A dapper dog saying: Arf

A guy with tits for his eyes.

A sad sailor that has been arrested.

Doodle or Die

Retarded Undertale Porn

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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