Mickey Mouse is mad that his attempts at world domination have failed.

Bonk your head against the mystery block and see what happens

A writer unable to write because of a migraine.

Sumo wrestler dreaming about girls with underwear that says I do both.

Pink lemonade

Your father asks you a very awkward question about your cell phone and pictures on it

Wow... dead babies aren't much fun

We know you touched the wet paint. We can tell by the hand print you left on the paper.

Oh gods my arms have exploded off their joints!

Poor flattened roadkill

Snowman throws snowballs at a black and blue mage rocket

Why you did what you did when I was away and found that weird messsage in my voicemail from 3am last saturday.