If Jeff Goldblum was spliced with a hot dog, instead of a fly.

Ass-heart.

The battle of 'Jazz Hands Creek'

iSoda - Apple's latest product

A vat of the Pope's urine.

With the talk of the coming apocalypse, Squirrel John and Squirrel Amanda decide to turn their home into a bunker to survive Armageddon.

A spatula seeks redemption through Jesus.

The absolute embodiment of anticipation.

A lethargic wereworlf.

Sambino the Fast Gentleman-Hedgehog

Sir Isaac Shitbricks, slayer of man, and holder of the too many demeaning titles.

Darth Dilder