A dog salad meal

Glass in hand, suave as can be, Dave saddled up to the bar next to the man in the cowboy hat.

The old Elvis impersonator has a saggy double chin.

She sat at the table while her husband screamed. "God, Mildred! What did you do all day?" Mildred fidgeted, then whispered, "Doodle or Die."

the ghost jumped through the ring of fire

orange is the new orange. and it always will be.

the witch's cauldron boiled vigorously, the green brew thickening nicely.

alligator wrestling!

the law school girl thinks she is sooooo cool

The robot, having run out of money, is a homeless panhandler now.

Steinbeck's latest novel: "Of Mice and Computer Mice."

Rasta man is alone. Rasta man is sad.