Malicious man speaks ill of his afternoon fare, preferring to instead associate with a puddle of ketchup.

the B.A.N.A.N.A.N.A cries, for it has no friends. It does have love, though.

Michael Jordan does a flying dunk over a monochrome pizza

the futuristic gun turns Carmen Sandiego invisible, but not her clothes or hat.

The cat and the snake, being ninjas, simultaneously decapitate each other with no visible weapons and are rather upset over this fact.

Some chump decides seafoam green is the best method of insulting the sportsmanship of his peers. There is also an arrow, and two large balls

The surprised chicken is an attention whore.

For dinner, the maître d' brings a bowl of lemon juice and two jojos

Yoshi eats and digests zero suit samus in SSBB HardXCore edition

Gay midget Moses holds the sapling of life in his tea cup, demanding to know who drank his coffee. No one likes a prophet without caffeine!

Obese man in a tron suit, and not happy about it

Yoshi takes a drink from an unhappy oil filter