Battletoad riding on a segway

A caveman

Con-duck-cending (Condecending duck)

Al Quedan army invests in giant pink ducks and brings back cannonballs with fuses

Somebody shooting a wall with their cumshot

A teacher showing the pythagoras theory to a student who's desk and chair are glued to the ceiling

A piranha looking at a blonde girl and saying 'praise the lawd'

A mirror

A red man and a blue man high fiving each other

A pretzel

Stan Smith

An incredibly black finger with grey testicles (light grey, black and red pubes) (pink japs eye)