A really rich guy bought a mansion that looks like "YEP." on google images, with a pool in the 'P'.

The evolution of prance.

The mysterious fisherman displays the artifact in his open palm, the golden dildo sparkles brilliantly.

Player 8 on the basketball team walks into the distance contemplating suicide.

The one thing you would least expect.

Jesus if instead of being a saviour, used his powers to replace his arm with a bigger shoe.

A scared muppet handing an eyeball to an angry girl with an orange afro.

Person with brain exploding has successfully dieted.

Two mutants making out?

A really, very, cool gear shaped thing. But highly psychadelic, using purple, lavender, pink, and white. The centr of the cog is an eye.

Doodle or Die

Dave hijacks the anti-gay plane.

Dandelion hates poop

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