A sentient booger that has built it's own force field out of hair.
I used to be a smoker, until I took a screw to the knee.
It be a pirate givin' ye da stink eye ya lily-livered scallawag!
A chair with a head angrily commands the disembodied polar bear head to head the ding dong with legs.
A lover of blue ink thinks this is stupid and that you should be ashamed.
Mario just can't get over his grudges toward turtles. Poor turtles.
Something some pretentious fuck would spend their entire fortune on when it's just a piece of crap...
Bob Ross is a bit too happy about his happy little trees...
God hates George bailey
baby offers bottle to foot. Hand says no.
The Wiggles on acid
Goku getting high with a fat red haired pimp