crappy window

a tube of toothpastes grows limbs and demands cookies.

conksuck santa

sad, strange little man

a ginger urinates on a restaurant.

angry toes

a green heart

a narwhal in space takes the place of our God.

a blue eye pierces my soul

A man rules over the lives of many, contemplating his next move as a silent dictator.

A chubby spiderman pines for his love, resorting to serenading people with love songs in order to fill the void in his aching heart.

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