A guy who doesn't want to do work.

Doodle or Die

Some Japanese girl with a bucket of chocolate and vanilla ice cream... flavored spray paint?

A birdangel with horrific saggy breasts. And she's so very, very sad.

Santa kneeling over a slight innuendo.

A guy shooting tear lazers at a suspended hoop hanging from the roof while holding a sign saying "blap co3". Who the heck would draw that?

Someone who is FRIGGIN' PERFECT, and KNOWS IT.

OH GOD WHAT IS THAT KILL IT WITH FIRE AIDS AND JESUS

Music notes floating in the summer breeze.

Doodle or Die

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THAT FUCKING GERMAN FLAG STOP THAT DOUCHELAND SHIT

A man with a spoondick turkeyslapping a hot oven.

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A three-dimensional letter F with drop shadow.

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