The picture is a lie.

A crazy poke to the eye ;|

Patrick says "NO!".

A moldy hipster rock

Sweet love and a frying pan, Back to the kitchen

Someone seems to like explosive dancing

Link's been sniffing some crazy stuff.

Looks like some troll died here

Troll man with a club

Chuck Knockis!

Your anus is about to get a whole load bigger sweetheart

Blues clue