Jesus getting killed by a snake wielded by Voldemort. Jesus mistakes him for Snape.

Satan in a speedo welcomes you to Hell.

Don't stop Kony. He's awesome and doing God's work.

A cactus from the 1920s kills a puppy. :(

Badman has witnessed a UFO flying by. He seems embarrassed by this sighting.

Ed from The Lion King tells a joke, a very cool banana gives a chuckle at the fine joke-telling.

You thought you were getting a bag of popcorn. Surprise, it's really shit. In the literal sense.

A man sleeps on a chair, regret filling his dreams while a worm slumbers in a bed nearby.

A person looking at a scale.

a black doughboy thinks you're sexy.

Gold star for trying!

Simba from The Lion King