Doodle or Die

A naked black man is floating in space, high above the moon with his right leg cut off and bleeding. His genitals flutter gracefully.

A cat meows over the beautiful, photo realistic sunrise. The perfect drawing, without a doubt. good luck beating this one.

A dracula is singing at karaoke night to a roaring crowd.

Christmas themed pikachu.

A black man with blood red eyes grins at you from the darkness

A monkey lost it.

A man with bloodshot eyes cries from his forehead.

In green: sdfhsdfgafdgadfg with a red squigly line underneath

Gaaay.

A sperm trapped in a crevasse hates on some llamas.

Doodle or Die

Vegeta appears to be angered by a sudden broom, but he still smirks.

A man gets a prescription for a dog to lick his ass because he has Terminal 7 cancer.

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