Doodle or Die

Goddammit kitty, get off my snow shovel!

My favorite video game: "Robot vs. Rabbit vs. Amputee"

Doodle or Die

Dr Hoot says you have cancer.

Who shit on my rubber ducky??

Blackula

Only a shit head would give his girlfriend a Papa Johns pizza for Valentine's Day.

Triple X wallet and a CD

A proud gay cowboy.

Count Carrotula "Ohh the urinal cakes of the night.. what beautiful music they make."

A couple clouds and a happy rainbow are making it thunder.

A disagreement over the ownership of a boat drives an Hispanic man and an Asian fellow to a knife fight.

Coming this Fall to ABC, "A Ninja, a Green Potion, and a Red Fish"

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