Chief inspector makes an astute observation: the red liquid that had poured from the victim's wound was, in fact, blood.

The earth and sun sleep peacefully with no stars or moon to light up the night.

Don't fuck with this Millhouse!

Anon is so fucked up.

A Clam Catapult is the star in a new Souls game.

...YOU DIE FOR REAL.

My wife Amami Haruka is very cute, especially in the hit title Playstation® Home.

Hello, 911? I need a pizza.

Pinocchio denying the existence of aliens while holding hands with one.

Christmas tree being assaulted by oily black tentacles.