A crazed man runs out of a burning igloo, but unfortunatley his abnormally large tongue has also caught on fire.
The S.S. Shitstain
Kermit thinks its not easy being green while he is yellow.
DON'T YOU FUCKING SMILE AT ME CUNT
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A pirate vessel has found a land filled with beautiful naked women, but Davy Jones is greatly upset, for he cannot step on shore.
A guy putting deodorant spray on a hot-dog, which belongs to his mother
It's somebody shouting to a green angry thing to 'play it loud'.
new rebecca black cereals, for you and your friends to enjoy!
sume poekmon shiet idk \
"peace next 6miles" says the road sign in the desert...
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