Yeah, I wear a fish tank for a belt buckle... what of it?

I'll never be able to hitchhike with such a skinny thumb...

when life gives lemons a lemon, they sing about it.

Boy, I'm hungry... But all I have is a grey tomato and a string made of water.

You, go stand over there.

Hey, look! I can make a tiny woman float over my cigarette! And, I'm an alligator wearing clothes!

Banana men love chicks who can calculate.

The worms find their hero.

sure wish my finger wasn't so long and floppy.

flames on the Red Sea play limbo

The ghost of last summer's lemonade still haunts the fridge.

Hippies hate it when they can't find their parents.

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