Death wishes you a happy birthday
Lazy eyed dragon bathing in ice cream
How to fit a ball into a pyramid (question mark)
Once upon a time there was a dragon terrorizing a village. (continue the story)
Confused man
Disappointed mom
Giraffes gone cuddly
Holy boobies, batman!
Apple's rival shitty company, Lemon
Hipster fried egg
new absolut flavor, popular with monkeys and flies
expensive straw