Inappropriate graffiti on a crematorium.

George R. R. Martin is tired of being asked when the next book's coming out.

FINE. Death metal circus clown.

"I have escaped the Mirror Universe! My dark twin cannot pass the barrier! I am free!"

Lying custard.

Beestings right on her eyeballs.

1UP makes a lousy gift for your girlfriend.

Sawn-off philosophy.

Waves of rainbow sludge roll up on a deserted, irradiated shore.

Fish. God, they're boring. THEY'RE SO BORING. GOD DAMN.

I just had an amazing idea! Wait... No, it's totally awesome.

Mom! I'm flying! Mom?