Patrick Star's face, smashed against your computer screen. He is grinning.

HELP I CAN'T RELATE TO MY ROBOT SON

Waking up at 7am to a giant spider on your pillow

Todd from sales chokes out muffled sobs from behind the gag. He can hear them speaking from the dark, and he knows that they hunger.

A man in a purple shirt stares directly into the camera. He turned his ding-dong into a pickle, funniest stuff I've ever seen.

Sapient Avian

Walking on clouds and flipping off rainbows

Wave o' babies

It's time to eat some slime!

The Neverending Florida

Noodlepocalypse

Chris crying and shitting his pants because he lost his chain submission that he worked on for HOURS