the bride's ninja-dad has stopped the wedding by surprise and is now shoving a golden saxophone up the financially poor groom's buttocks
NEW CHAIN
It's all sunny in the mushroom kingdom.
a horse with a balding problem (with it's mane) is tied to a fence.
Drinking with your ghost.
mysterious red eyes and doom
Flappy bird getting killed by Bowser
A very pleasantly surprised octopus
A wise bearded fly sits on a hamburger with a french fry and gives life advice
A hairy floating car gazes up at a small cloud
Burrito yells to Sonic, "You're not my real dad!" Sonic responds "Grow up!"
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