All of us were told a dirty lie when we were kids, snow is not water, or ice, it is(drumrole please?) SANTA URINE!!!

Love at first bite.

Draw whatever you want, preferably an albino rocket chair.

Bill Cosby (with a fro) teaching the alphabet.

A racist mobile phone.

But it was too late Dr.Nannaz already stole the the last cup of Purple Cool-aid...

A depressed man is slowly sprouting a house on his head...

A smurf that had WAY too much sarsaparilla wishing he was in Mario cart.

i crapped myself

Mushroom said, fungus is super lame

This bloody cannon is shooting an stupid dog that just barley killed someone.

Gay Icecream