And just a dash of natural disaster.

Virginia makes me so mad... I could just--- I could- I could put a border on my picture!

A bar code. Or a square zebra maybe.

A spoon wearing an Armani suit.

What is this black rock strip with the painted white stripes down the center?

I love the rainbow. Quack.

McDonald's has a shitty slogan.

A man claims to have a bomb, but it's clearly a magical ring that makes people's arms extend to absurd lengths.

Angry french Pacman eats out big-breasted Goombas.

An equation brutally murders a quantum mechanics student.

Pikachu does his best impersonation of a lemon.

A Shitty Wizard won't let Cookie Monster's retarded cotton-candy nephew have any cookies.