A mushroom, of the usual size, has the full-sized legs and rear-end of a man growing out of the stem. It asks you how it can be.
a pink woman presents their violent modern art
Shittiest science imaginable.
A red sentient cactus watches a gold brick fly over his head.
old punk potato
An old pill bottle says to go fark yo self.
A lonely sheep contemplates love and whether it can truly understand the majesty of such deep, real emotions from within a livestock pen
Evil sorting hat.
Cake of bacon and soda flavor garlic
a bloodshot eyed being shares a secret with a pink L
The title of the porn starring you and Oprah winfrey
Roller coaster derails, the carts doing battle with Godzilla like jets would. Riders look horrified.
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