I'll take "What sound does a pigeon make?" for 17,000, Alex.

Things you should never do with your tongue and long, thin objects.

Never go to an airport Panda Express. Anal pain is not far behind.

A crudely drawn rainbow offering free hugs to the sun, which has just finished "rubbing one out".

Cool guy has chill day

Pink faced man getting rammed so hard his right eye falls out of its socket, exposing the nerves.

Brown dildo attempting to seduce.

Girl stops meking out, and asks boi to get potartz. He dus.

An artist named dumbass doesn't like porn, but doesn't mind pikachu.

I want to see how highe we can count. Write or draw each consecutive number and explain the rules.

A dumb blonde failing at her job. Poop is involved.

A nice individual with dollar bills for hands kindly introducing himself.