A man made out of fuse lies down to die

Half of the Titanic is an angry whale

Big black cat of time

The Stonehenge is attacked by Arabs with legs of lightning

An artíst is informed they may not paint abstract anymore [supposedly as it is bullshit]

Wizard in diaper flashes 3 nipples after being impaled by a lit fuse

Beastie Boys dress up as the fellowship of the ring but get confused. Only two turn up, and both as the same charecter

Puff the Magic Dragon's hiding place

Doodle-or-die first timer gets overly excited and accidently submits drawing after their test scribble.

Lazy eye'd grey cat with a disfigured back paw attempts to view a dot in the top-right

Two potato chips havin' a discussion in between a ro[a]d and an ellipsis

Reverse Samuel L. Jackson