a soft butt

a meatball sinks into the ocean....he makes a neutral face as his life slips away.

the GOLDEN SNITCH

a scale purple scales weighing pink boxes labeled "thing"

a featureless green man giving a presidental speech.

blonde wizard says "SALVOR HAMECHA"

an elephant gets a ticket for flying without a license. he replies with "..."

average tumblr user likes to abuse the same phrases because alas, they are uncreative and lame.

nyan neko sugar girls~ nya....rawr

tow mater...he looks a bit off today.

a diagrama of the center of the earth. except at the core there appears to be some kind of ghost thing.

blonde haired communist woman ponders why cars are flying out the window.