One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood! He could no longer help himself as he watched Andy stroke his juicy kawaii cock.

A skeleton pimp

A skeleton with a pompadour

Hulk Hogan cosplaying as a jjba character while posing fabulously

What the FUCK did you just say about my hair!?

we've discovered time travel, the year is now 2006. the internet is at a docile state of bad jokes.

A man peers into the void, it's full of billions of glimmering stars; taken aghast by the raw feed of information his nipples get hard

Mass effect 3

IM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTTS

Why are you shitting on my plate?

grimace shits out a turd ball from his armit tenticle

A ginger bread man laying on a chalk outline that people do when someone dies. You sick piece of shit.