A happy motherfucker is soon to be a really unhappy motherfucker.

Abe Lincoln has skin cancer.

A guy seems to be bleeding after peeing too much. It damaged his brain and the only word he knows if "anus". Poor soul.

French crab seems to be lost. Also crabs aren't supposed to be purple, wtf is this?

Draw something Christmas themed.

A sea lion is playing with a Chinese themed ball.

A man is very disappointed in his pet cactus so he sends it back to Sahara desert.

He refuses to draw genitalia.

Godzilla seems to have mistaken America for Japan.

weiner

This motherfucker must be the God of sun! THAT'S CRAZY!

Cheburashka and crocodile Gena