Guy is trying to masturbate but purple text gets in the way.

Harry Potter gains a few pounds.

Nathalie Portman, Megan Fox, and all the hot women of the world have a mass orgy.

Need money :3

Rainbow bomb brings eternal peace to the world. By killing everyone.

Incredibly hot asian girl masturbates with a cherry.

Nazi Velociraptors have sex to relieve the pain of the ME3 ending.

THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Guy sits on a hill and gazes at the moon, like Luke does on Tatooine in Star wars A New hope

Homer tries pie for the first time and seems to jizz in his pants.

Guy has a wank to hardcore velociraptor pornography.

Guy sticks his infected nob in a microwave