ET wants an international call.

Deer with a spaghetti mustache is about to cry.

He got a sponge to the knee

gtfo.com

Prince frog tried to buttfuck the donkey but failed. Both of them are sad because of that.

Blobhead stickman is about to get a punch on the face.

Bigass green lobster just came out of the water and it's radiating badly.

Spark, the unhappy green worm has been killed by a fork.

Redhead guy has many acnes but no soul.

New Chain

Philip loves horses but he also loves anal probes, so he is now trying to catch 2 birds with a single stone.

Penis with decorations

Glasses, Key, # and 3 are being magnetized.

TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×