Well, getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out!

The city cheered as the dachshund was given his sheriff's badge.

Death has come to take Stringman and his button friends.

Jesus Christ on the cross has lice.

Green Lantern gonna cut you mang

Pikachu after a horrible wood chipper accident.

When Leonardo asked the turtles if they'd rather eat pizza or a "fruit," Donatello outed himself.

By the road, there's a huge sign with Sonic the Hedgehog endorsing the world's largest ball of twine.

Ghosts hiding just out of frame, watching a single distant star.

Cool-ass sun gonna get those socks dry

Prime directives: Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Be smug as hell.

You can't cut back on funding! You will regret this!