"PacMen are attracted to the smell of barbecue sauce. They have been known to attack and consume humans with anymore than a ounce on them."

"Sup Snake, Have you contacted Meryl yet?"

Kool aid man has poor timing.

That wizard is smug as shit.

Blue, annotated fox.

Squiggly cervix!!!!!!!!

A poorly drawn, decapitated chicken with one foot and a center of gravity localized somewhere near its tail.

What is most Commonly drawn on DOODLE OR DIE?

Hard Boiled Interrogator

"Hey Woody Alan, Why do you need all those goats?" asked Neal. "I am 'adopt' some kids while I'm over seas."

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A night dreams of the black horse he loved long ago. Tears well in his eyes as he dreams of what will never be.