A crazy man pretending to be a Pokémon waits for unsuspecting little kids in the tall grass.

Your dream date asks you to the prom, too bad he is a nerdy ghost.

An angry gray child with candy corn for horns saying "YOU SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND JACK SHIT".

Post-apocalypse Pink Panther in a rad spiky biker jacket and sunglasses, killing because he has to... Has to survive.

A cow realizing her futile existence, picks up a gun with her hoof, places it against her head, and pulls the trigger.

The disembodied head of a cat it's soulless eyes seem to be screaming "why god" As you stare at this scene you contemplate taking your life.

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Zeus himself strikes down a lowly squid.

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In the distant future, an alien sits in judgement of us and wipes out the world we've polluted orange. Our infestation must be contained.

Walking into a dark room. You say to yourself I thought I left the light on.... "HELLO IS ANYONE THERE?!" You sense some... Thing is there.

An ancient stone figure of a dancing women lies forgotten in a field surrounded by mountains.

A juggalo doing their makeup in a mirror, whilst crying.

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