You're walking through the woods. There's noone around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner or your eye you spot him.....Shia Labeouf.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PAWBEAST. IT LOOKS LIKE IT ATE TAVROS.

D4V3 D1D YOU DO TH1S? >:?

GAMZEE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

I don't even know anymore .u.

BRO. ROOF. NOW. BRING CAL. WHERE DOING THIS. WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.

MY IMMORTAL. XDXD

GAMZEE STOP KILLING EVERYONE.

DIRKJAKE YAOISSSSS~~~

TEREZI WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DYE YOUR HAIR. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU USED TAVROS' BLOOD. WHAT THE FUCK. YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES. *facedesk*

If Dave/Jade became canon and they had a kid, IT WOULD BE HARLEY-DAVIDSON.

DIRKJAKE IS CANON -u-