four black olives spill out of a glass

Yarr... Some Day I'll catch that car which ate me left dorsal fin.

"How am I supposed to do any GROCERY SHOPPING with these BIG MEATY CLAWS?" I scream into my shopping cart full of broken eggs.

The ANGRY ANGRY CATERPILLAR

A Love Letter to The Worst Group Of People On Earth.

Someone who is bad at their job.

A Rudeboy thinks Naughty and Inappropriate Thoughts.

You must choose between a butterfly and a hitachi vibrator.

WHY DO THESE SHAPES MAKE ME FEEL SUCH STRONG EMOTIONS? WHAT IS AN ART MAJOR DOING ON THIS WEBSITE? THAT QUESTION APPLIES TO BOTH ME AND YOU.

a very unhappy cactus poking it's spikes with a pudgy finger.

A strange countdown. Possibly related to Ghostbusters 2.

a tiny, tiny baby, doing rude things