BATTLE OF THE BODY PARTS: Nicki Minaj's ass vs. Matt Smith's chin

It certainly is Karkat Vantas.

Someone wears a cool hat

Batman riding a white shark with machine guns for teeth fighting Abraham Lincoln riding a bear shooting laser from its eyes

A broken chain

Someone likes poop.

A gentlemanly earthworm asks his wife what's for dinner.

A mug of KFC coffee.

Angry rabbit breaks something.

Something green in a black container

John Egbert fighting Lord English.

Two people aren't very happy about being separated.