That person has so much swag it wiped the color right off the lower area of his face!

I believe that fine young gentleman in the corner is trying to tell us "That's all folks!" through abstract messages.

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What it truly means to piss off a carrot.

Those damn knot gnomes got into Timmy's earbuds again.

A daisy doesn't give two shits as it violently whips a barn.

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What would batman do for a klondike bar?

You sir are an egg baking torpedo with a crack in its hull with a touch of salt and pepper.

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I remember seeing a ant-eater, this ant-eater ate so much it became so goddamn FUCKING HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!

Ice skates made out of spaghetti and meatballs.

this giraffe with a hippo body is so GODDAMN FUCKING HAPPY!

IT'S PIKACHU

This painting truly captures the essence of the meaning of life. When i look at this painting, i am reminded that as humans, we suck.

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