Skyscrapers are bad at hide-n-go-seek.

HOW CAN I EAT THIS MEAL WHEN MY LIPS ARE SLIDING OFF MY FACE!?

The demon throws Neptune's trident at a torso-less man whose desires include not the impending stabbage.

Internet trolls IRL.

Congratulations, you've taught your cat to say 'bow wow.' You still don't have a girlfriend.

Mr. Hoppy explains the benefits of instating the new lettuce tax. His carrot podium nearly hides the microphone.

PacMan loves bacon. I mean, seriously--who doesn't?

A man's gold necklace weighs him under the ocean waves, entangled in some seaweed. The sun laments.

The critic artist expresses his displeasure through visual gestures.

A tan pilgrim invites a confused apple on board the ship even though the last week of May always means the orange tide yells, "I'M A BITCH."

SPIDER CROTCH MAN WILL THRUST HIS HIPS AT YOU IF YOU DO NOT LIKE HIM ON FACEBOOK

The multi-color spotted puppy used to enjoy life until he took an arrow to the knee.