A banana with a bloody knife laying next to it. A banana murdered my family.

An older man with a monocle and moustache carries a rifle preparing to hunt the worst monster ever known, man.

Big Bird uses chopsticks to discover what it's like to touch a black square that

A really well drawn picture of a girl, so well drawn that any attempts to replicate it will fail miserably.

An emo girl smoking while slitting her wrists with a butter knife.

Flying men shitting on cars owned by birds.

A dinosaur head on a stick and the dinosaur head is saying "Yo!"

A molotov cocktail being thrown by a russian, screaming "For the motherland!" (The cocktail is screaming it.)

Tits. What, that's not enough Doodle or die? They're tits, what more do you want me to say about them?

Skullgirls, or an ice cream cone mourning the loss of his father at the hands of a kid who can't hold onto his cone.

Elvis Presley exorcising some green vomit from a blond woman in a red dress.

An angry computer screen.