E.T. regrets plastic surgery to make him look more human.

George Lucas manages to totally screw up the recipe for "Star Wars" brand apple-butter and marmalade.

Ball Park Franks(R) plump when exposed to the vacuum of space.

A frolicking flock of yellow-bodied triangles are observed in their natural habitat.

Happy grey kitty holds a red balloon against a starry sky.

Cherry-topped cheesecake.

Man faces his doom in the form of broccoli with razor blade garnish.

Stick figure is very possessive of rift in space-time.

Space dolphin cannot be thwarted by mere earthlings.

Barbie waits in the rain for Ken with a severed goldfish head sitting atop her umbrella.

Bald monk has tattoo of an orange slice on his forehead.

Young Enterprise Redshirt finds himself transported alone into an alien forest.