Reader: Stay up all night.

Pick an item near the center of the room, and MG-ify it.

Nepeta just found out someone was dead after newly adding them to their shipping wall with 250 possible relationships.

Dead Nepetas use their numbers and free time to expand the shipping wall to cover everything, such as Roxy's flushed ship with vodka.

A guy complaining about his blind roommate crapping next to the toilet.

A sexy computer virus.

A battery acid goo girl.

The most obscure game you like.

John has gone mad, utterly mad. Having become a train may have something to do with it.

Despite being dead, Aradia's hair has overgrown.

KitKarKat

ThErE's ToO mAnY mOtHeRfUcKiNg SeRkEtS iN tHiS mOtHeRfUcKi'N aFtErLiFe.