Perry the Platypus

An african woman with giant boobs is standing next to a primitive hut.

А man can't see shit.

A nigger with a yellow hat is enjoying his life.

A red vase absorbing the McDonalds logo.

In a parallel universe...

When live gives you _

Somebody is gay...and I will not read the chain faggot!

Stoned Jesus

A broken egg on a yellow table.

A horrible ancient scale.

Hypnotized eyes with blood all over them