Doodle or Die

Skull plays a trumpet (that was a meme like 100 yars ago, right?)

Seductive waffle

Doodle or Die

Sensei strawberry teaches samurai Kiwi his secret technique. Also you can just give up bc this draw is gorgerous af.

Ken gets a terrible fake tan and comes to terms with that he's gay. Barbie's not surprised. And her present is hanging out.

and honest advertisement to planet earth

Doodle or Die

human meets alien in the intergalactic museum of surreal art, in front of one of spacevador dali's work.

Dude offering another dude a grey can of "fuck beer"

Pink lumpy very muscular creature. Has three eyes and horns. And two white dots for a mouth

Shrek leaves donkey bc he's annoying. Finds new friend, Horse. Horse is even more annoying.

Don't you hate it when your girlfriend has a surgery to swap her face with a giant hamster's

Doodle or Die

It's easy to get you some woman-hole. You only need love. And heavenly interference from the angels.

Microscopic crab sits on top of the highest mountain in the middle of the ocean

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