Iron Man has a strict no pet rule.

Random oval and oval-like shapes on the ground account for 2 deaths per year.

A drawing of an interpretation of the title of your favourite song.

Electrostatic headphones produce a shocking audio experience.

A monitor sun tans. Unbeknownst to the monitor due to its inanimation, the sun is actually a few feet away from it. What a twist!

Anarchist fish also happens to be a straight-A student in his school. School of fish.

RED Hoovy is sad. But he is man! Men do not cry!

The ninja plays dead to drop his victim's guard. When the time is right, he'll dig himself out of the grave.

Homicidal sabre-toothed tiger wishes to commit homicide of the first degree.

Green >|O -*!#@!? Red >|O ~$ Blue >|O ~$ Purple >-|O} $$$, dances

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR

The second coming of Jesus is interrupted when the Flying Spaghetti Monster makes an impromptu appearance.