No i do not want green eggs and ham. I do not want them because its green eggs and ham they are clearly rotten you fucking retard.

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Scouts new bat

Doodle or Die

I told you about those sour drops. BUT NO YOU HAD TO EAT THEM ALL AT ONCE.

Doodle or Die

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Kawaii lemon, Bara lemon and Tsundre lemon have a party.

/v/ proposes to /a/

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Eye see you

car reflects on its life.

Man writes "You cannot escape the WHEEL" before dieng from wheel skeleton wounds

Obama sunbathing nude

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