Hobo-flower has drunk one too many bottles of antifreeze. He will soon die.

A Fried Egg tries to electricute some coloured balls. A giant finger holds a buzzer to control the egg. This is the 12th attempt at chaos.

Mr Peanut abhors vulgarity.

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Gangsta lying on an enormous Taco holding a piece of bacon up as an offering to the sun.

A sad man struggles to keep hold of his pizza whilst another man tries to take it. The second man is clearly a dickhead. Get your own pizza.

CSI Miami: The Elton John Edition

A man blowdrying his bright-red combover, revealing his baldness underneath. Shock!

Jordan Siddall in a tie coughing AIDS all over a man's face. The man is becoming high from the disease transfer. He can now see through time

A snake being crucified. What no one realised was that he was actually King of the Snakes, and he's about to get his wings. In yo face.

Cherry-eyed Cow thinks he's all rock and roll with his ear piercing. Grow up cow. GROW UP.

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