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An Alpaca is falling toward Earth at high speeds, making it shine like a shooting star

A man denying his son the use of his dildos

A cow takes the day off of getting jerked off by a farmer.

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An insect.

The sun flips off Africa.

Bear is rich because he never dated a gold-digging whore

UFO is running on empty

Pikachu is sucking charizards dick

A plum with orange tits.

A man eating shit get's smacked

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