Morpheus but not a nig

An ant contemplates suicide via orange juice upon seeing leaked images of Exeggutor's Alola form

An alien with cancer anally probes a man until he bleeds.

Superman is assaulted by a malformed red paperclip

Chris-Chan kills /v/

Hitler expands the final solution to include furries and furry paraphernalia

An old man laughs at a child who dropped his ice cream cone. A man, an argonian and a dog watch in shock. The dog shits.

Gary Larson reveals that he is fluent in heiroglyphics

/pol/ makes a vidya

Hitler pays for himself and a Jewish man at a bowling alley. The holocaust is suddenly forgiven.

dosh >:(

Anon's birthday party