Hitler wants to be the very best, like noone ever was. DUN DUN DUN, to catch jews is his real quest, to gas them is his cause. DUNDUNDUN

MAN THE HARPOONS, HIDE THE HAMBURGERS

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THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH, BLUE, RED AND PURPLE LIGHTNING BOLTS COLOUR THE SKY AS ZEUS BEGINS HIS DESCENT

Sure is summer around here

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With no women in sight, Johnny must breakdance

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Yellow Jello. and a man ready to pounce it. For the noms.

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